I went to a dance concert recently. I don't know who's familiar with dance concerts around here, but you should know that with a UI dance concert you never really know what you're gonna get. Sometimes it's more like a play, with dialogue, a story, and characters. Other times you'll see super serious emotional pieces, with dramatic music and movement. At this concert, there was an entire piece that revolved around, in so many words, a potato.
My response...